Calling All Dead Girls!

LET'S BRING THIS BABY BACK!!!!

Hell-o-o...

HEY! Anybody there?!

Keeping My Sanity (or what's left of it)

I. Am. Going. More. Insane.
People in this world are SO DANG IGNORANT. I. HATE. IGNORANCE. IT IS DRIVING ME OVER THE EDGE. Marcia, I hope I have permission to go on a political rant here, because I am. I need someplace to do it, and here is good. (You have permission to delete this, but I need to do this. For what's left of my sanity.)
Let's start with our primaries, shall we?
Romney. Jeezum crow, the fact our nation is even considering this makes my blood boil. What has this country COME TO?! There is a reason he is called the flip-flop candidate, and it has nothing to do with the shoe. I'd like to peg him with one, though. Heck, he makes Ron Paul look like the sane one of the bunch. Great God, Paul is the sane one of the bunch!!! And don't get me started on Gingrich and Santorum. Oh, too late. A colony on the moon?! The guy is a moron!!! And, for the love of Aphrodite, do not Google Santorum. But my Goddess, the actual definition is worse than the made-up one!!! I won't repeat.
He. Is. An. Idiot.
Speaks from the heart? Give me a break. He hasn't a clue what's going on, so he makes up things that sound good.
The only reason I'm stopping is because my father is booting me off of the computer.
All I'm going to say is, STEPHEN COLBERT FOR FREAKING PRESIDENT!!!

Torturous Pop Music, and Less Torturous Day

Hello, Dead Girls. Phoenix here. Save me. I. Am. Dying. (No thanks to you Jessica, it's all your fault!) Well. Marcia, you know Jessica let us operate the camera for the Black Roses music videos? Well, I finally got around to listening to the songs, which I had been putting off for quite some time, and I decided that, for what's left of my own sanity, I will be unable to participate. Yes. You're on your own, girl.
On a happier note, it's a gorgeous day, and I'm typing from my back porch. Yes. Me, ever the nature girl... Anyway. OH! I almost forgot. I already have Jess in on this. I'm planning on submitting a bill to Washington, about the whole palm oil thing. Marcia, if you're rolling your eyes, stop. I know it's getting a bit old, but please understand I don't plan on stopping until I've finished this. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know why I'm doing it, and for what purpose. So. I need as many people to help as possible, though. If you know anyone who may be interested, please contact them, then contact me. Thank you very much, if you decide to help.If not, um, I'll... Do something painful to you.  Bye!

Birthdays and Big things

As of yesterday, I turned thirteen. And had an awesomesause party. So, to celebrate, 12 major events in my life, one for each year.(*)=Note: these items occur in the year shown unless otherwise noted. 1. My birth (duh!) 2. I began to read. Nerdy from birth! 3. My earliest memory is from when I was three. It's me clinging to my moms leg, in overalls and a floppy hat. Weird. 4. (*8*) I move into a new room! BIIG upgrade. 5. I am tested in reading (kindergarten) and find that I am a 8th grade level reader. 6. (*10*) I go to Obamas inauguration. Froze to death(nearly), and got some hotpacks for our hands and feet by random strangers. Everyone was nice and polite! There was no pushing and shoving, dispite the packed monorails. 7. I met my bff... So far that acronym still rings true. 8. I rode my first BIG rollercoaster. The Big Bad Wolf hangs you under the track and plunges you toward a lake. I nearly peed my pants and immediately demanded to go on again. 9. I have the best Christmas ever. A scooter, as ton of candy and a DS. 10. My first sleepover! I had one guest! See 7. 11. I learn about the wonders of middle school. 12. I kissed a boy. Enough said. 13. I reach the top of the climbing gym three times during my amazing party.

Whatever

I feel the need to post, but I have no idea what to post about. *sigh* Oh! I got a Google Docs thingie. You guys both have stories up there. Elaine, yours isn't done, Marcia, yours needs editing. Do what you wish. In RED so I know it's you, not me. Elaine, you too. Ugh. Life sucks right now, to be melodramatic...

Snowboarding!

THAT. WAS. AWESOME!!!!!!


My family want to Waterville Valley to go snowboarding and you'll never guess who we saw there.


Miss.Valgenti.


Our Librarian.


But it was sti- Hello.

I'm sure you're wondering who I am and what happened to that little girl that was just talking to you. I am GLaDOS or the Genetic Life form and Disc Operating System, and I'm talking to you from the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. There, we test humans in their puzzle solving skills and what they do in the face of very. real. danger.

The girl looks and acts to much like an old test subject of mine named Chell. I never want to be reminded of a girl who never. ever. gives up.

But I think we my be be able to put our differences behind us.

For science. Bzzzzzzzttttt.










What just happened? Oh my God. No. Way.






This is not a good sign.